- 26th May
2012 - 26
- 23rd May
2012 - 23
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
- 22nd May
2012 - 22
- 6th May
2012 - 06
750am flight After a weekend in Miami? I’m not worried, no I’m dead (Taken with instagram)
- 6th May
2012 - 06
holy fuck, i miss valencia.
(Source: asianmichelle, via isabelelaine)
- 3rd April
2012 - 03
Your Own Disaster by Taking Back Sunday
Live from Orensanz
Just think of this and me
as just a few of the many things
to lie around
to clutter up your shelves
And I wish you weren’t worth the wait
cause there’s some things
I’d like to say to you…
And I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing
And I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing
And I dare you to forget
the marks you left
across my neck
from those nights when we were both
found at our best
I said I could make this obvious,
and you, you could deny it
all in one breath
Well come and shrug me off
your shoulders…
Well and I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing
Well and I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing
Well and I don’t think that you know
It’s that I don’t think that you know
It’s that I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing
Hey, lush, have fun
It’s the weekend
Hey, lush, have fun
[x2]
(well, haven’t you had enough)
Hey, lush, have fun
It’s the weekend
Hey, lush, have fun
[x2]
(I don’t think that you know what you’ve been missing)
(Just forget me it’s that simple)
(Source: sundaybest-and-brokenglass, via dannykurily)
- 21st March
2012 - 21
"If you were a fan of Valencia you were a fan, if you weren’t then you just didn’t understand."Shane Henderson (via 3elieve)(via isabelelaine)
- 25th February
2012 - 25
- 20th February
2012 - 20
Why didn’t I record miserable at best last night at the show?? And why can’t I find a recording of it anywhere online?? :(
- 19th February
2012 - 19
(Source: bored-confused-random)
